up or down, left or right?

While painting the name on the tableau (see last post), I decorated also a simple uni shirt for my eldest.

I though it's funny and he can learn a few English words as well, but the sense in the words depends really on the position looking at them. On his chest the directions are written from his point of view, okay that is confusing only those who are never quite sure where left or right is (in my experience half of mankind), but what if he lifts an arm? The arrow is completely false in that case :-)

He likes it though and wore it directly to school today!

A bientôt,
Jane